Welcome to the review lab!

And thank you for being an integral part in the life of independent books!

 

We'd like to invite you to read our latest Dapper Press release, Anomaly Flats, and to write an honest review of that book on Amazon when you're finished. Amazon reviews play an extremely important part in the success of a book, especially for independent authors who don't have the weight of a publishing house behind them. Your words truly make a difference!

Welcome to Anomaly Flats

 

Anomaly Flats is the story of a Mallory Jenkins, a woman with a mysterious past who takes a wrong turn into a strange and eerie Missouri town called Anomaly Flats. It's the sort of town where the motel room door has seven locks, and no one will tell you why, but they can all agree that it's very important that you lock them all. And it's the sort of town where the local diner serves waffles, and only waffles, and if you don't want to eat waffles, the townsfolk will scream at you until you break down and order the waffles. And it's the sort of town where the creeks flow green with plasma.

Welcome to Anomaly Flats.

Mallory soon meets Dr. Lewis Burnish, a hapless but well-meaning scientist who's found a new life purpose in investigating the strangeness of Anomaly Flats. But when Mallory accidentally creates Lewis' evil clone, she sets off a string of events that will lead to the destruction of the town--and maybe the world--unless she can stop him.

 

 

Interested?

If that sounds like something you'd like to read, we'd love for you to review the book! Since you're wielding such a great responsibility, we'd like to offer you a complimentary digital copy of the book for review purposes. Just fill out the form below and let us know your preference; Kindle or PDF!

We think it's unreasonable to request a deadline when you're doing something like this out of the goodness of your heart, so any time you get around to the review is just fine! And we very sincerely appreciate you taking the time, no matter when that time may be. But just to make things interesting, we're offering a few incentives for anyone with an interest in acting quickly.

 

The first 7 people to submit aN AMAZON REVIEW

will get their choice of one of three "Thank You" gifts: 

  • Any three of our 11" x 17" Anomaly Flats travel posters. Choose your favorite three from all 14 options! 
  • A really bizarre and wonderful inflatable three-foot-long Cthulhu tentacle arm that we're pretty sure comes directly from the sewer systems of Anomaly Flats.
  • A Nite-Owl Diner "sterilization through caffeination" coffee mug, taken straight from the pages of the novel!

 

THe NEXT 7 PEOPLE TO SUBMIT AN AMAZON REVIEW 

WILL GET THEIR CHOICE OF ONE OF two "THANK YOU" GIFTS: 

  • Any three of our 11" x 17" Anomaly Flats travel posters. Choose your favorite three from all 14 options! 
  • A really bizarre and wonderful inflatable three-foot-long Cthulhu tentacle arm that we're pretty sure comes directly from the sewer systems of Anomaly Flats.

 

Everyone else who SUBMITs AN AMAZON REVIEW by December 15, 2015

WILL GET THE following "THANK YOU" GIFT: 

  • Any three of our 11" x 17" Anomaly Flats travel posters. Choose your favorite three from all 14 options! 

 

Check out all three "Thank You" gifts below!

Anomaly Flats Travel Posters

Inflatable tentacle arm

Nite-Owl Diner Mug


Just fill out the form to get started,

and we'll send you a free copy of Anomaly Flats to review!

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